www.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).com
when u hear someone singing frozen in public
when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
Oops silly potato
Me after summer break.
oh my god
i think im crying
i think the biggest crime is that this cost 2000 dollars
they wrapped a 99 cent hot topic rainbow belt around a $2 fedora and super flued some dollar store cut out wings and sold it for $2000 to a brony… i am in the wrong business
~Le Dark Memer
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
jesus god almighty
ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS